I'll have a hamburger, large fries and a milkshake to go please

i hate dieting
i really want to eat french fries and brownies covered in sugar. all day, every day.



you know what i don't understand?
i don't understand how my sister haley can eat copious amounts of food and still remain the size of my thumb, while i eat an apple and plump up to the size of a humpback whale
i want to wake up and look in the mirror and say "hey good lookin"
for now i will exercise, exercise, exercise.